Day: July 22, 2010

Chuck Norris is een gewilde figuur die op Alatoerka regelmatig upgedate wordt. We mogen toch niet vergeten hoe geweldig hij is?

– It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
– Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
– Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
– Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
– Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
– When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
-Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
– Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
– Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice
– The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
– Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
– There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
– Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
– Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
– Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris’s warm-up exercises.
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths