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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is mijn held.

Ik houd van Chuck Norris, maar waar ik nog meer van hou zijn de grappen die over hem gaan. Hier is een overzicht van de meest flauwe grappen gekozen door mij!

1. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
2. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
3. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
4. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
7. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
8. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
9. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.